The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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