Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
nutella sex= disaster
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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