his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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