Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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