I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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