Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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