That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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