We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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