redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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