Me too!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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