I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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