If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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