Do you still have your period?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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