1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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