He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize