I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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