i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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