We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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