you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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