I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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