I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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