It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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