just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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