The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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