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To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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