you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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