i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
