$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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