Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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