BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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