What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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