so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So many bounce houses so little time
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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