She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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