Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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