she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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