Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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