just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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