Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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