Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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