u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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