Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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