They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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