your thong is hanging out like whoa
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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