kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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