i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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