do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
high people should be assigned attendants
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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