When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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