Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have demons in me.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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