All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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