So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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