3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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