pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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