I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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